The Cupboard under the Stairs

avengingjedi:

flatbear:

COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS

#Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…

(Source: buckpls, via xdominoe)

antaam:

take my love[rips open shirt] take my land[climbs a mountain] take me where i cannot stand[falls on knees] i doN’T CARE[lays down] I’M STILL FREE[cries] YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME [incoherent wailing]

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lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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